So as a recap, Emma is pregnant and about to have their first kid. Jimmy is working hard for extra cash to furnish and indeed BUILD the kids room. Here we see that after all his hard work, he has managed to afford a room, windows, wallpaper and a door. After all that, it STILL isn't ready. But such is life for a poor trailer trash family.
Hmm, now what was that about Emma about to give birth? Oh yeah, pretty soon. Well you see it's happening RIGHT NOW!!!! The baby is coming action stations, Emma get your backside to the hospital now, Jimmy get up and follow her, your kid is coming!!!
Jimmy.
Jimmy!
JIMMY!!!
"What?"
Emma...is having a baby...as in she's in labour...RIGHT....NOW!
"Oh, okay. (Watches tv)"
"OH GOD SHE'S HAVING A BABY, GOOD GRAVY I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME AAAARRRGHHHH!"
And so our intrepid idiot sets off for the hospital, where their child, with random trait of excitable is inermingled with, I believe, brave (hmm not bad)
So after hours of pushing and fretting the new addition 1 is born. Now I know what your'e thinking, the kids name is Liam or something and I hit the wrong button. No I assure you, the kid's name is actually seriously, honestly.....1....Long story short, I was sorting something out with the house( for the kids arrival), up popped the 'you had a baby!' screen and I pressed 1 to slow the speed down, pressed return by accident and I realised I named the kid 1. Well NUTS!
So anyway, the new family is here, with baby 1...dammit...the new addition.
Adorable, yes, but we shall wait and see if that remains the case.
Here is the improved, slightly, baby room, with cot, light, wood floor and posters, as well as what you'd expect for a baby's room (cot etc.)
Finally after all that snuggling, Emma sets off to bed and Jimmy goes to hug his little lad, after having a drink of juice.
I'm not sure if it's true, but I am so glad that they got rid of the barfing baby thing during the 'play with' interaction. I hated that aspect. Yeah, sure babies vomit when bounced about with too much or whenever their stomachs feel like it, but still. Thank you for not puking, 1. Sorry for the name!
The next day comes a real live trailer trash, redneck birthday party. It may as well be seeming as Emma couldn't be bothered to change into something remotely decent. I admit to not letting the baby stage play out but I find it so boring. On to the toddler stage!
So here is cu....WOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGH! OH WHAT IS THAT?!? ZOMBIE TODDLER EEEEK! Seriously some of these random clothes spawns are just....uuuuugh!
Yeah, after that 'nice surprise' I got Jimmy to start potty training 1, after a much needed makeover.
Jimmy also had an oppertunity to earn some extra cash by playing for tips. It wasn't big but it certainly helps.
I decided that the kid's room would be extended, and the master bedroom would be slightly upgraded too.
Not much, just some nicer bedside tables and another poster (not seen) but it's looking a bit more...er...chavy I'd say.
I shall leave you now with Emma heading off to work, for the first time after having 1 (don't worry, I shall deal with that name later on) She at this point is a Pastry Chef or something. See you next time as something pretty big is about to come to our little family.
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