The next day Jimmy set off for work in his new outfit, looking like a redneck version of Luigi from Super Mario Brothers. I find this pic funny simply because his eyes are in different directions, a proper 'duur' face here!
After work and Emma (his wife) got a promotion to...I forget... I decided to give the place a proper rustic look, so it truly is a rustic old redneck shack that would not look amiss out of some decrepit little bayou. I love that you can give the houses a proper feel of rusticness, the steel roof sells it and the overgrown weeds are the icing on the inbred cake.
Here is Emma's outfit, straight from work, ready to clean up the puddle that popped up late at night.
Here's the inside to the shack. Coming on nicely, considering he used to sleep outside. Seems like only yesterday....It sort of was actually.
Due to the extra cash lying around, I thought it was time to make the bedroom truly be the master bedroom it aught to be. It had an extension and an actual clothes drawer.
Similarly, it was time to start properly on the legacy. Time to introduce the second generation. Time to get nekkid!
And so, with a twinkling of bells, Emma was pregnant, but wouldn't show it until the next day by having her head down the loo. But at least the legacy was on it's way.
"Uggh, I feel awful. Gonna be sick...oh, hello there honey.*stares at his backside*"
You might notice that they both have had a clothes upgrade. Jimmy has a tattered old pair of trainers he 'found' off a dead hobo, and a nice vest and stretchy joggers, so he has now been upgraded from piece of trash to 'trailer trash' although just barely. He is also able to play for tips and is doing so for funds for the baby's bedroom. That and he has an opportunity AND a wish to do it, so two birds with one stone coming right up. He does pretty well.
Perhaps a little too well, because one guy is so astounded by his skill (level 6) he almost wets himself. Also he is pretty much wearing the exact same outfit but with better shoes.
Here is a shot of Emma's new work clothes and indeed her getting ready for work. Her mood was decent enough, but she was a bit tired.
That night Emma discovers she is pregnant, and so begins her three days off.
Jimmy can't wait for the little one to arrive, and is pleased with her announcement the next day.
Sadly a rather bored looking burglar arrives that night (thankfully nothing was taken but still, dammit!)
"Ho, hum, another boring day at the office. Not much to bother with here."
Sadly, to add to the insult from the burglar, the family are 'saved' by LT Drebin here, who loses a fight and loses the perp. Dammit man. Also, you see that spare room with no door and a window? Baby's bedroom. I pity that fetus. I really do.















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